im still trying to get the hang of this Tumblr stuff....
1. The Fetus: This is the most common sleep position – curled up on the bed in a fetus position. Those who adopt this position are said to be tough on the outside but soft and gentle on the inside. They seem hesitant and shy when you first meet them – but…
Invade my privacy.
- Purple: 10 facts about my room.
- Blue: 9 facts about my family.
- Green: 8 facts about my body.
- Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
- Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
- Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
- Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
- White: 3 facts about my personality.
- Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
- Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
so young to be fighting so many
(via all-hail-queen-mycroft)
thats my mothafuckin motto
the only words to fucking live by.
- Give me the run-down of your outfit
- Okay, so the shoes are Tabitha Simmons, the dress is from a new designer called Brood and this is, uh…, Hermes, and this is Givenchy. I think I memorized all crackly.
- Good job! I’m feeling you’re kind of badass tonight…
- Yeah! Well, it’s the MTV movie awards and it was the proper occasion to wear something a bit… crazy.i love you.
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
